1 00:00:06,887 --> 00:00:09,050 There it is. 2 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:11,342 Valencia. 3 00:00:11,342 --> 00:00:13,054 How do you think This should go down? 4 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,014 Do you think I should save the kingdom 5 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,516 And then rescue madalena? 6 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,138 Or do you think I should rescue, then save? 7 00:00:17,138 --> 00:00:20,521 'cause I just want it to have A dramatic build, you know? 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,193 I mean, either way, 9 00:00:22,193 --> 00:00:24,024 We're all gonna live Happily ever after. 10 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,606 Yep. 11 00:00:25,606 --> 00:00:27,108 I'm sure that's exactly how It's going to be. 12 00:00:27,108 --> 00:00:28,449 Especially the living part. 13 00:00:28,449 --> 00:00:30,111 For you. 14 00:00:30,111 --> 00:00:32,032 No reason why You wouldn't keep on living. 15 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,245 Your life. [ chuckles ] 16 00:00:34,245 --> 00:00:36,036 You know You're talking, right? 17 00:00:43,124 --> 00:00:51,132 ♪ I can't believe We're al-l-mo-o-st the-e-e-re ♪ 18 00:00:58,519 --> 00:01:04,685 ♪ I can't believe He's al-l-mo-o-st here ♪ 19 00:01:04,685 --> 00:01:06,397 You're Little valencian princess 20 00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:08,319 Is leading galavant Right into my trap. 21 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,031 He'll be here tonight As the sun has cast 22 00:01:11,031 --> 00:01:13,114 Its last shadow Upon the earth 23 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:16,287 And the crescent moon is risen Above the eastern ridge. 24 00:01:16,287 --> 00:01:18,119 So, like 9:00? 25 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:18,999 [ sighs ] 26 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:21,122 Yes, gareth, He'll be here at 9:00. 27 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,414 And I cannot wait! 28 00:01:23,414 --> 00:01:25,916 I will kill galavant In front of the queen, 29 00:01:25,916 --> 00:01:28,419 Surprise her with the jewel, And then finally bed 30 00:01:28,419 --> 00:01:31,132 The most delicate flower In the seven realms. 31 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:33,214 Attention, donkey turds! 32 00:01:33,214 --> 00:01:35,216 Where is that pox-ridden Sack of deformities 33 00:01:35,216 --> 00:01:36,387 Known as my hand maiden? 34 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:37,638 My hair is a disaster. 35 00:01:37,638 --> 00:01:39,720 Gwynne? 36 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:40,851 My hair! 37 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,313 Forgive me, my queen. 38 00:01:43,984 --> 00:01:46,026 Was that Too much to ask? 39 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:47,988 [ scoffs ] 40 00:01:47,988 --> 00:01:50,191 Just think about it, hmm? 41 00:01:50,191 --> 00:01:53,734 We could, uh, we could do A picnic, you know? 42 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:54,995 Something super cazh. 43 00:01:54,995 --> 00:01:59,119 For the hundredth time, no. 44 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,661 Your mouth is saying no, 45 00:02:00,661 --> 00:02:02,293 But I can see your rotten teeth Through that smile. 46 00:02:02,293 --> 00:02:03,454 Go on, you! 47 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:06,297 She's going to be So surprised! 48 00:02:06,297 --> 00:02:08,589 No, she's not Because you keep doing 49 00:02:08,589 --> 00:02:10,841 That stupid "Evil king whisper" thing 50 00:02:10,841 --> 00:02:12,012 That everyone can hear. 51 00:02:12,012 --> 00:02:14,054 How about this? Lower. 52 00:02:14,054 --> 00:02:15,806 [ deep voice ] How about this? Oh, please. 53 00:02:15,806 --> 00:02:17,097 [ normal voice ] Oh, come on. That was good. 54 00:02:17,097 --> 00:02:19,220 For god's sakes, gareth. You're allowed to laugh. 55 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:20,471 What are you two Yabbering about? 56 00:02:20,471 --> 00:02:23,264 Nothing, darling. Nothing going on. 57 00:02:23,264 --> 00:02:26,187 That's right. There is nothing going on. 58 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:28,399 I've been waiting for you To find that jewel 59 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:31,192 Since we invaded this Wretched kingdom a year ago! 60 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:34,365 Maddie, baby...Chill. 61 00:02:34,365 --> 00:02:38,199 These things have a way Of...Working themselves out. 62 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,990 Why are you so calm? 63 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:42,082 Normally when I yell at you, You get tummy cramps 64 00:02:42,082 --> 00:02:43,994 And have to go poopy -- Your words. 65 00:02:43,994 --> 00:02:45,996 What can I say? 66 00:02:45,996 --> 00:02:49,210 I'm sleeping well, exercising, Laying off the wheat. 67 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,252 Just in a really good place Right now. 68 00:02:51,252 --> 00:02:53,424 You're inept. 69 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:56,217 You're all inept! 70 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,679 I can't even look At any of you anymore. 71 00:03:03,974 --> 00:03:05,726 ♪ my husband's a wimp ♪ 72 00:03:05,726 --> 00:03:08,399 ♪ his henchmen Are simply useless ♪ 73 00:03:08,399 --> 00:03:10,901 ♪ the servants and staff ♪ 74 00:03:10,901 --> 00:03:14,154 ♪ are inbreeds And half-wits, too ♪ 75 00:03:14,154 --> 00:03:17,658 ♪ oh, god, How I need someone here ♪ 76 00:03:17,658 --> 00:03:20,120 ♪ willing to get things Done here ♪ 77 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:23,784 ♪ someone who shares My point of view ♪ 78 00:03:23,784 --> 00:03:26,787 ♪ but who?! ♪ 79 00:03:26,787 --> 00:03:28,749 ♪ it's you ♪ 80 00:03:28,749 --> 00:03:32,212 ♪ no one but you ♪ 81 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,715 ♪ no one's as smart And hard of heart ♪ 82 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,427 ♪ and looks the part ♪ 83 00:03:36,427 --> 00:03:37,758 ♪ like you ♪ 84 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:40,050 ♪ who'd pull off a coup d'etat Like you ♪ 85 00:03:40,050 --> 00:03:42,393 ♪ while rockin' A push-up bra like you? ♪ 86 00:03:42,393 --> 00:03:45,516 ♪ well, here's a clue, No one but you ♪ 87 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:46,767 ♪ you ♪ ♪ you ♪ ♪ you ♪ ♪ you ♪ 88 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:49,059 ♪ no one but me ♪ 89 00:03:49,059 --> 00:03:51,151 ♪ nobody wheels And double-deals ♪ 90 00:03:51,151 --> 00:03:54,154 ♪ in killer heels like me ♪ 91 00:03:54,154 --> 00:03:56,487 ♪ there's nobody Who could rule like you ♪ 92 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:59,450 ♪ while making her subjects Drool like you ♪ 93 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:01,031 ♪ while tough To the core like you ♪ 94 00:04:01,031 --> 00:04:04,995 ♪ let's face it, Who's more like you than you? ♪ 95 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,458 ♪ no one but you ♪ 96 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:09,870 ♪ who has the brains To break her chains ♪ 97 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:11,422 ♪ and seize the reins? ♪ 98 00:04:11,422 --> 00:04:13,173 ♪ yeah, you ♪ 99 00:04:13,173 --> 00:04:15,005 ♪ it's been quite The social climb for you ♪ 100 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,468 ♪ and, honey, At last it's time for you ♪ 101 00:04:17,468 --> 00:04:19,640 ♪ so, answer the call for you ♪ 102 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,052 ♪ and go take it all for you ♪ 103 00:04:22,052 --> 00:04:24,014 ♪ who else is going to? ♪ 104 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,015 ♪ yes, who? ♪ 105 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:27,688 ♪ no one ♪ 106 00:04:27,688 --> 00:04:29,650 ♪ but yo-o-o-u ♪ 107 00:04:29,650 --> 00:04:31,392 ♪ you ♪ ♪ you ♪ ♪ you ♪ ♪ you ♪ 108 00:04:31,392 --> 00:04:33,103 ♪ you ♪ ♪ you ♪ ♪ you ♪ ♪ you ♪ 109 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:35,105 Get it, girl! You the queen! 110 00:04:35,105 --> 00:04:43,574 [ all cheering ] Go get 'em, girl! 111 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:46,166 [ horse snorts ] 112 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,669 Oh, sorry. I really had to pee. 113 00:04:48,669 --> 00:04:51,792 It takes so long to undo all The laces on my riding pants. 114 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,124 You know, someone should come up With something 115 00:04:54,124 --> 00:04:56,467 Around the crotch That would just go "Zip." 116 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:58,759 You could do your business And be done with it. 117 00:04:58,759 --> 00:05:01,632 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 118 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:02,763 Tell him, izzy. 119 00:05:02,763 --> 00:05:04,094 It's not A great idea, sid. 120 00:05:04,094 --> 00:05:05,556 Are you sure? 121 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:06,927 I really feel like I'm on to something. 122 00:05:06,927 --> 00:05:08,639 Can we just focus? 123 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:10,100 We've got A castle to storm. 124 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:13,063 The sun's almost perfect For hero lighting. 125 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,855 I should do Some push-ups. 126 00:05:14,855 --> 00:05:18,318 But wouldn't it be better To storm the castle later? 127 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,110 Ooh, how about On a wednesday? 128 00:05:20,110 --> 00:05:21,862 You never hear of anyone Storming a castle 129 00:05:21,862 --> 00:05:22,823 On a wednesday. 130 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,034 The thing is, Is wednesdays 131 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:25,115 Are quite hard To rhyme with. 132 00:05:25,115 --> 00:05:26,867 And I'm pretty much 100% sure 133 00:05:26,867 --> 00:05:28,499 They're gonna write songs About this one, so... 134 00:05:28,499 --> 00:05:30,451 Interlocking little teeth 135 00:05:30,451 --> 00:05:32,623 Right in the front of your pants That zip together. 136 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,455 Sid! You're embarrassing Yourself. 137 00:05:34,455 --> 00:05:38,459 I mean, it just feels like You're rushing it. 138 00:05:38,459 --> 00:05:41,882 If you took the time To think about it... 139 00:05:41,882 --> 00:05:45,135 You smell. Really bad. 140 00:05:45,135 --> 00:05:48,098 Princess, I'm a knight Of the seven realms 141 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:49,890 About to ride into A battle so epic -- 142 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:51,602 Oh, god, yeah. Yeah, we should find a place. 143 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:53,183 I need to wash up. 144 00:05:53,183 --> 00:05:54,685 Oh. Good. 145 00:05:54,685 --> 00:05:57,067 I thought I was having a bath. This is a church. 146 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:59,440 This isn't Just a church. 147 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:03,744 It's the most famed and revered Monastery in valencia. 148 00:06:03,744 --> 00:06:05,536 [ sighs ] 149 00:06:05,536 --> 00:06:07,948 ♪ bum ba-dum bum bum ♪ 150 00:06:07,948 --> 00:06:11,041 ♪ welcome to our abbey, The best in the domain ♪ 151 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:13,544 ♪ the order of our father Of perpetual refrain ♪ 152 00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:15,125 ♪ and we're the monks ♪ 153 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,207 ♪ hey, hey, we're the monks ♪ 154 00:06:17,207 --> 00:06:18,799 Back story, please. ♪ hey, hey, we're the monks ♪ 155 00:06:18,799 --> 00:06:20,801 Valencian monks all take A vow of singing. 156 00:06:20,801 --> 00:06:22,803 Oh, bravo! [ sighs ] Kill me. ♪ hey, hey, we're the monks ♪ 157 00:06:22,803 --> 00:06:24,094 ♪ come in if you are weary ♪ 158 00:06:24,094 --> 00:06:25,426 ♪ there's food If you would dine ♪ 159 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:28,559 ♪ plus 31 varieties Of sacramental wine ♪ 160 00:06:28,559 --> 00:06:29,720 ♪ and we're the monks ♪ 161 00:06:30,561 --> 00:06:32,142 ♪ hey, hey, we're the monks ♪ 162 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,725 ♪ hmmm ♪ ♪ bum ba-dum bum bum ♪ 163 00:06:34,725 --> 00:06:35,896 ♪ I'm the smart one ♪ 164 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,608 ♪ ahh, hallelu ♪ 165 00:06:37,608 --> 00:06:39,069 ♪ I'm the cute one ♪ 166 00:06:39,069 --> 00:06:40,691 ♪ boopsy-doo ♪ 167 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,112 ♪ I'm the shy one ♪ 168 00:06:42,112 --> 00:06:43,153 ♪ peekaboo ♪ 169 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,155 ♪ and I'm the bad boy ♪ 170 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,828 ♪ but not so bad 'cause I'm a monk ♪ 171 00:06:47,828 --> 00:06:49,700 ♪ bless you, children ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh-ooh ♪ 172 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,122 [ vocalizing ] We seek shelter... 173 00:06:52,122 --> 00:06:55,295 Water for our horses, And a bath for my friend. 174 00:06:55,295 --> 00:06:58,128 ♪ we'll fetch the holy water And holy soap, as well ♪ 175 00:06:58,128 --> 00:07:01,001 ♪ 'cause, holy guacamole, That one reeks to holy hell ♪ 176 00:07:01,001 --> 00:07:03,003 ♪ and we're the monks ♪ 177 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:04,925 ♪ hey, hey, we're the monks ♪ 178 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,467 ♪ ooh wee-ahh ♪ 179 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:09,139 ♪ jazz hands ♪ 180 00:07:09,139 --> 00:07:10,310 ♪ yeah! ♪ 181 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:12,473 Can't we just have A normal adventure? 182 00:07:14,815 --> 00:07:18,018 Is there anyone available To counsel a person 183 00:07:18,018 --> 00:07:20,060 Who might, Through no fault of her own, 184 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:22,563 Be feeling guilty about a Fatal plot she's put into motion 185 00:07:22,563 --> 00:07:24,485 Which could lead To the demise of someone 186 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,066 She's grown A little fond of? 187 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:27,067 [ note plays ] 188 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,989 Just nod yes or no. 189 00:07:31,121 --> 00:07:32,452 [ bird cries ] 190 00:07:36,877 --> 00:07:39,039 Madalena: Where are the kitchen trolls? 191 00:07:41,081 --> 00:07:42,002 Ah. 192 00:07:43,584 --> 00:07:45,506 Hey, m'lady. 193 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,218 Who do I have to disembowel Around here to get a cup of tea? 194 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,390 Oh, a thousand apologies. 195 00:07:50,390 --> 00:07:53,393 I was busy preparing For tonight's celebration. 196 00:07:53,393 --> 00:07:54,765 Celebration for what? 197 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,146 Oh, I -- I wouldn't know. 198 00:07:56,146 --> 00:07:58,148 I-I'm just trying To stay alive, 199 00:07:58,148 --> 00:08:01,061 And I find it helps Not to ask too many questions. 200 00:08:06,446 --> 00:08:08,659 You're close with the king, Aren't you? 201 00:08:08,659 --> 00:08:12,663 Eh, I wouldn't call us close, But we hang, yeah. 202 00:08:12,663 --> 00:08:14,204 [ chuckles ] 203 00:08:14,204 --> 00:08:17,117 And, um, you fancy gwynne, My hand maiden. 204 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:19,119 Sha'! 205 00:08:19,119 --> 00:08:23,884 Listen, I know richard's Keeping something from me. 206 00:08:23,884 --> 00:08:26,256 You find out What he has up his sleeve, 207 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:30,591 And I will help you Get gwynne into your bed. 208 00:08:30,591 --> 00:08:32,182 Ooh. [ chuckles ] 209 00:08:32,182 --> 00:08:34,184 A generous offer, My queen, 210 00:08:34,184 --> 00:08:36,186 But I'm not even sure We could both fit into my bed. 211 00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:39,349 You sleep in the kitchen? 212 00:08:39,349 --> 00:08:42,563 Or... Do I cook in my room? 213 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:45,355 Why do I even talk To poor people? 214 00:08:45,355 --> 00:08:47,738 Do we have a deal? 215 00:08:47,738 --> 00:08:48,989 What the hell? 216 00:08:48,989 --> 00:08:51,111 I need all the help I can get. 217 00:08:51,111 --> 00:08:52,953 I sleep In a freaking kitchen. 218 00:08:52,953 --> 00:08:54,074 Okay. 219 00:08:54,074 --> 00:08:56,997 The king is having A secret meeting 220 00:08:56,997 --> 00:08:59,209 Where I'm to serve snacks And a light refreshment 221 00:08:59,209 --> 00:09:01,541 As soon as the croaks Of the frogs 222 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,463 Usher in The raven's last call. 223 00:09:03,463 --> 00:09:05,125 So, like 9:00? 224 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,837 Yeah, 9:00. 225 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,008 Excellent. 226 00:09:08,008 --> 00:09:09,970 Take me there. 227 00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:11,972 Yes, m'lady. 228 00:09:11,972 --> 00:09:15,055 And king richard said If I didn't bring the jewel 229 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,097 And galavant back, He'd kill my parents. 230 00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:18,599 So, I lied to galavant 231 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,440 And told him That the queen still loved him. 232 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,603 He's walking into A trap of my own making! 233 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:24,314 [ sighs ] What can I do? 234 00:09:25,776 --> 00:09:27,447 Break your vow, Or I break your pipe. 235 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:30,530 [ sighs ] 236 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:33,573 ♪ bum ba-dum bum bum bum ♪ So, uh... 237 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,995 ♪ bum ba-dum bum bum ♪ 238 00:09:34,995 --> 00:09:38,368 So, basically, you made a deal With the evil king, 239 00:09:38,368 --> 00:09:40,871 But that was before you fell For the handsome knight -- 240 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:43,043 [ singing in background Continues ] Fell -- fell for what? Fell for him? 241 00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:45,165 My child, if you argue, I'm never gonna be able 242 00:09:45,165 --> 00:09:46,627 To make it back in time For their big finish. 243 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,208 [ sighs ] But I need your advice. 244 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,210 I'm supposed to bring galavant To the king 245 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,421 When the barking Of the hounds 246 00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:53,053 Wakens the fairies In the evening 247 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:54,975 So that they may begin Their nocturnal dance. 248 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:57,177 So, like 9:00? 249 00:09:57,177 --> 00:09:59,429 Yeah. 9:00. 250 00:09:59,429 --> 00:10:01,722 [ dogs howling ] 251 00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:06,146 It's 9:03. Why am I the only one Who's ever on time? 252 00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:10,070 There should be A standardized system 253 00:10:10,070 --> 00:10:12,532 Based on the rotation Of the earth 254 00:10:12,532 --> 00:10:15,736 In relation to its position To the sun and the moon. 255 00:10:15,736 --> 00:10:18,078 [ scoffs ] You sound like a witch. 256 00:10:18,078 --> 00:10:21,161 Regardless, It is very rude of galavant 257 00:10:21,161 --> 00:10:23,203 To be late To his own killing. 258 00:10:23,203 --> 00:10:25,165 Galavant's coming? 259 00:10:25,165 --> 00:10:27,167 The king didn't give me A head count. 260 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:29,419 Oh, I came up With the most perfect line 261 00:10:29,419 --> 00:10:31,171 For when I first see him. 262 00:10:31,171 --> 00:10:33,553 In my most intimidating voice, I'm going to say, 263 00:10:33,553 --> 00:10:37,057 [ deep voice ] "Well, well, well" -- 264 00:10:37,057 --> 00:10:38,558 [ normal voice ] Nope. I'm gonna save it. 265 00:10:38,558 --> 00:10:39,599 [ door opens ] 266 00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:40,851 Oh. Here we go. 267 00:10:43,223 --> 00:10:45,645 [ deep voice ] Well, well... 268 00:10:46,817 --> 00:10:47,858 [ normal voice ] Where the hell's galavant? 269 00:10:47,858 --> 00:10:49,149 There's been A change in plans. 270 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,362 You'll get the jewel And set my parents free, 271 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:53,984 But galavant stays alive. 272 00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:55,866 I see. 273 00:10:55,866 --> 00:10:57,948 How utterly predictable. 274 00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,991 The princess has fallen For the noble knight. 275 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:03,163 Of course she has. 276 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,125 I can't let A guy like that live. 277 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,336 Well, Then the deal is off. 278 00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:08,128 You'll never see The jewel again. 279 00:11:08,128 --> 00:11:11,051 You're adorable. 280 00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:12,342 No, my darling. 281 00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:15,095 You see, You will bring me galavant 282 00:11:15,095 --> 00:11:20,640 And the jewel or else You'll suffer the same fate... 283 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,062 As your parents! 284 00:11:22,062 --> 00:11:23,103 [ gasps ] 285 00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:26,146 It's all right, honey. We're alive. 286 00:11:26,146 --> 00:11:28,188 What?! 287 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,519 The king convinced us It would be funny. 288 00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:31,862 We've been prisoners A long time. 289 00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,233 We lost perspective. 290 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:36,406 [ laughing ] You should have seen your face! 291 00:11:36,406 --> 00:11:37,868 You were like, "Aah!" 292 00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:39,119 [ laughing ] 293 00:11:39,119 --> 00:11:40,030 "Ooh!" 294 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,822 [ sighs ] Oh, but make no mistake. 295 00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:43,703 If you don't bring me galavant, I will kill them. 296 00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:46,496 For realsies. 297 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:54,254 ♪ and we're the monks, Hey, hey, we're the monks ♪ 298 00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:56,716 ♪ yeah ♪ 299 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,048 What's happening? 300 00:11:58,048 --> 00:11:59,259 I'll tell you What's happening. 301 00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:01,051 Our sid sings Like a freaking angel. 302 00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:02,973 No, this plan, This whole thing. 303 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,805 How did it come to this? 304 00:12:04,805 --> 00:12:06,106 Princess, relax. 305 00:12:06,106 --> 00:12:07,557 It's gonna go great. 306 00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:10,610 They already expect these guys To perform at the castle. 307 00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:12,983 We're just gonna Sneak in with them 308 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:15,025 And infiltrate From the inside. 309 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,486 [ clears throat ] 310 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,528 Turns out you were right. 311 00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:20,740 As usual, I needed A better plan. 312 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,202 [ sighs ] Galavant -- 313 00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:24,164 I'm only magnanimous Once every 10 years, 314 00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:25,745 So just let this happen. 315 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,789 You saw the best In me and... 316 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:33,083 Ultimately reminded me what It means to be a real knight. 317 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,174 And here we are. 318 00:12:34,174 --> 00:12:36,797 So, thank you... 319 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:41,221 For bringing me Back to me. 320 00:12:41,221 --> 00:12:45,185 Against all the odds, It's, um... 321 00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:48,148 Well, It's been a pleasure. 322 00:12:48,148 --> 00:12:52,352 You really don't Have to thank me for anything. 323 00:12:52,352 --> 00:12:56,606 You actually have A lot of nice qualities... 324 00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:57,948 All on your own. 325 00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:58,698 [ chuckles ] 326 00:12:58,698 --> 00:13:00,400 Careful, princess. 327 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,452 You're getting dangerously close To paying me a compliment. 328 00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:05,115 I can do compliments. 329 00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:08,118 I mean, you know your way Around a horse, 330 00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:11,041 You're not so bad With a sword, 331 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,712 And your beard Magically stays 332 00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:14,174 The same length All the time. 333 00:13:14,174 --> 00:13:15,876 [ chuckles ] 334 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:21,051 And...You have an ability to see The best in people 335 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,423 Even after they've Wronged you. 336 00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:28,348 Like with madalena. 337 00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:29,980 Right. 338 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,852 Madalena. 339 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:36,066 Oh, man, this robe Is really itching my junk. 340 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,818 Oh, you left your clothes on Underneath. 341 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,110 Right. 342 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,904 [ sighs ] 343 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:54,374 I hope you're pleased With what I've shown you. 344 00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,046 Judging by the pressure 345 00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:58,508 And what seems like the amount Of exclamation points, 346 00:13:58,508 --> 00:14:00,380 It's a little hard To tell. 347 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,132 This is the writing Of a happy queen 348 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,803 Who's decided To take control 349 00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:05,635 And set a secret, evil plan In motion. 350 00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:07,267 Ooh! 351 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:11,141 Let's keep that last part Just between the two of us. 352 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,893 For your fastest pigeon. 353 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:16,686 This absolutely, positively Has to be there overnight. 354 00:14:16,686 --> 00:14:20,530 You upheld your end of the Bargain, so I'll uphold mine. 355 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,112 You have my permission To make 356 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,573 The most romantic Of meals tonight 357 00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,035 For you And my hand maiden. 358 00:14:25,035 --> 00:14:27,037 Spare no expense -- Fresh oysters, braised rabbit, 359 00:14:27,037 --> 00:14:29,199 And a nice bordeaux From my private cellar. 360 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:31,081 Oh, I don't even know If she'll say yes. 361 00:14:31,081 --> 00:14:32,702 I mean, We flirt and stuff, 362 00:14:32,702 --> 00:14:34,664 But when I ask her On a date, bubkes. 363 00:14:34,664 --> 00:14:36,957 God, do I have to do everything Around here? 364 00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:38,798 [ door opens ] Madalena: gwynne! 365 00:14:38,798 --> 00:14:41,171 You're having dinner tonight With smallpox over here. 366 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,053 Yes, m'lady. 367 00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:45,345 You two aren't cousins Or anything, are you? 368 00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:48,508 Ah, who cares? You guys couldn't Get any weirder looking. 369 00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:50,140 [ door closes ] 370 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,475 I know a hook-up From your boss 371 00:14:55,475 --> 00:14:58,068 Isn't the smoothest thing, But... 372 00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,150 I don't care. 373 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,443 Because, truthfully, I think We could be great together. 374 00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:07,027 But love isn't meant For people like us. 375 00:15:07,027 --> 00:15:09,909 I beg to differ. 376 00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:17,627 ♪ if I could share my life With you ♪ 377 00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:21,671 ♪ just think How happy we'd be ♪ 378 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:25,805 ♪ we'd share our hovel Built for two ♪ 379 00:15:25,805 --> 00:15:28,048 ♪ complete with vermin For three ♪ 380 00:15:28,048 --> 00:15:29,549 [ chuckles ] 381 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:33,553 ♪ we could while away Each hopeless day ♪ 382 00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:37,057 ♪ comparing open sores ♪ 383 00:15:37,057 --> 00:15:40,981 ♪ yes, life would blow, But much less, though ♪ 384 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:44,324 ♪ if I could share mine With yours ♪ 385 00:15:44,324 --> 00:15:47,447 No, I can't. It's impossible! 386 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:51,331 ♪ if I could share my life With you ♪ 387 00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:54,374 ♪ admit it, It would be nice ♪ 388 00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:59,209 ♪ we'd share one cot, One chamber pot ♪ 389 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:03,343 ♪ plus trench mouth, Tapeworms, and lice ♪ 390 00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:06,926 ♪ we would have A dozen kids ♪ 391 00:16:06,926 --> 00:16:11,301 ♪ and maybe One won't die ♪ 392 00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:12,512 ♪ and the plague ♪ 393 00:16:12,512 --> 00:16:13,683 ♪ the runs ♪ 394 00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,645 ♪ invading huns ♪ 395 00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:19,229 ♪ just think How time would fly ♪ 396 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:23,063 ♪ if you could share Your life with me ♪ 397 00:16:23,063 --> 00:16:27,067 ♪ I'll cherish Every foul breath ♪ 398 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:29,069 ♪ the filth ♪ ♪ the rot ♪ 399 00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:31,451 ♪ the leprosy ♪ 400 00:16:31,451 --> 00:16:35,205 ♪ the painful, Lingering death ♪ 401 00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:39,459 ♪ thank the lord Our life expectancy ♪ 402 00:16:39,459 --> 00:16:42,212 ♪ is merely 32 ♪ 403 00:16:44,464 --> 00:16:49,509 ♪ yeah, it might be Sweet misery ♪ 404 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:59,769 ♪ to share what's left With yo-o-o-u ♪ 405 00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:05,195 So, me, you, dinner tonight, My place. 406 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,986 You bring that pretty Little smile of yours, 407 00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:08,698 And I'll supply The rest. 408 00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:11,111 Yes! [ chuckles ] 409 00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:24,964 Right, princess. You ready To get your kingdom back? 410 00:17:24,964 --> 00:17:26,506 I've been thinking. 411 00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:28,798 I can get another kingdom. It's a buyer's market right now. 412 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,170 Let's just Free my parents, 413 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,381 Get madalena, And get us out of here. 414 00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:32,592 Absolutely not. 415 00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:35,135 When I make a promise, I keep it. 416 00:17:35,135 --> 00:17:36,806 We're gonna get Your kingdom back. 417 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,057 But -- Once the concert starts, 418 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,480 We're gonna have about an hour To move about the castle. 419 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,021 Where do you think They're keeping your parents? 420 00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:45,985 Perhaps They're up your butt. 421 00:17:45,985 --> 00:17:49,109 Y-you see, because That's the most unlikely place. 422 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,820 I mean, obviously, her parents Couldn't be up your -- 423 00:17:52,192 --> 00:17:53,993 [ deep voice ] Well, well, well. 424 00:17:53,993 --> 00:17:55,365 [ normal voice ] Ah, it's too late. 425 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,616 I had to go For the stupid butt joke. 426 00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,538 Forget it. Guards, just seize them. 427 00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:08,007 Your move... 428 00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:10,130 'cause I haven't killed Anybody all day. 429 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,342 Gareth, we agreed I would say the cool things. 430 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,975 So, what's it gonna be? Damn it, gareth! 431 00:18:15,975 --> 00:18:17,847 Fine. 432 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:18,978 Galavant, no! 433 00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:20,810 Now let her go. 434 00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:22,562 She had nothing To do with this. 435 00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:25,485 You are so noble. 436 00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:27,066 And yet The women in your life 437 00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:29,028 Never seem to honor That nobility. 438 00:18:29,028 --> 00:18:32,031 In fact, this one tricked you Into coming all the way here 439 00:18:32,031 --> 00:18:33,613 So I could kill you. 440 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,697 What? 441 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,831 [ deep voice ] Well, well, well... 442 00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:44,504 Looks like It's time for dinner. 443 00:18:44,504 --> 00:18:47,297 Nailed it. Boom. 444 00:18:52,842 --> 00:18:54,594 But...What the -- All that time... 445 00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:56,676 He may not be able to talk, But I can. 446 00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:58,218 This is messed up, Princess! 447 00:18:58,218 --> 00:19:00,520 I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill my parents. 448 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,721 Shut up! 449 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,316 Well, seems like you kids Have lots to talk about. 450 00:19:06,316 --> 00:19:08,147 I'll let you get to it. 451 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,729 Oh, but do hurry. 452 00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:12,071 I'm executing galavant In 10 minutes. Hmm. 453 00:19:12,071 --> 00:19:14,984 It's nice to finally Have people down here. 454 00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:16,326 Feels lived in. 455 00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:19,739 I'm so sorry. I wanted to tell you, but I -- 456 00:19:19,739 --> 00:19:21,951 But what? 457 00:19:21,951 --> 00:19:23,913 You didn't have time? 458 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,545 Not in the hundreds of miles We traveled 459 00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:27,166 Or the meals we shared? 460 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:31,501 In retrospect, the trip Through the forest of honesty 461 00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,132 Would have seemed like An appropriate time. 462 00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:34,554 [ sighs ] But my family. 463 00:19:34,554 --> 00:19:38,218 Well, perhaps if you'd told me, We could have made a plan. 464 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,430 [ scoffs ] And you would have helped me? 465 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,602 Even if you had Nothing to gain from it? 466 00:19:42,602 --> 00:19:46,516 I guess We'll never find out. 467 00:19:46,516 --> 00:19:49,108 [ door opens ] 468 00:19:49,108 --> 00:19:51,361 If even a single ounce Of you was real, 469 00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:53,072 Just tell me one thing -- 470 00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:54,984 Did madalena want me To come for her? 471 00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:57,156 I don't know. 472 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,081 No! 473 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,326 [ humming ] 474 00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:27,347 Not so tough, Are you now, 475 00:20:27,347 --> 00:20:28,398 Galavan-- 476 00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:30,690 Aah!! 477 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:32,852 Aah!! 478 00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:42,071 Hello, darling. 479 00:20:42,071 --> 00:20:43,493 Madalena? 480 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:49,709 There's braised rabbit And bordeaux, your favorites. 481 00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:52,251 You saved me? 482 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,253 Oh, I've done A lot more than that. 483 00:20:59,969 --> 00:21:01,971 We have a lot Of catching up to do. 484 00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:06,806 I've written someone, 485 00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:09,439 And he's coming To execute my plan. 486 00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:11,351 He doesn't play nice. 487 00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:17,156 Everything's About to change.